“Where are you going?” I tried to sound as calm as he.
“To Peru. The queen’s orders.” (Dead to the World)
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And from that scene forward, book readers would forever be subjected to Bill Compton in minimal doses.
Long live the books!!
Alas, we will not be that lucky on True Blood. Bill will be staying in Bon Temps. Mierda!!
However, thanks to the wonders of Photoshop, and the hatred for Bill Compton, we can still live out the “Bill to Peru” storyline. So it is in that spirit that I make this post.
Please go to Peru, Bill. You’ll like it there.
You can sample the local cuisine.
No quiero Taco Beel
You can play sports.
You can get in touch with your humanity.
You can try to curb your drama queen tendencies.
You can meet a new victim miracle.
You will make memories that will last until you meet the true death.
And remember: Absence makes the heart grow fonder (some of the time).
I really think I love you.
You’ve just made my day & I share your Beeelll-hate obsession.
Tell me where to send the tiara, you’re the Queen! I pledge my fealty
HAHA. Awesome post! <3
lmfao!
I giggled like crazy.
Maybe after Peru he could go on over to Tibet and meet the Dalai Llama.
PMSL!
WIN!
Thanks for the giggle!
*bows down to the LLama gods* Haven’t laughted that hard in a while. Thanks
how bout he impales himself on a tree branch while climbing machu picchu
Ooo. I like that. I like that ALOT.
LMAO….love it!
Yep. I envision Beeell’s death often as the result of a moronic accident. He doesn’t deserves a worthy death by fight, at anothers hand or sword
possibly falling face first into a bin a extra hard stale taco shells severing his head from his neck. ….or a lone reported case of “Vampire Rabies” on record attributed to massive amounts of llama bites…on his ass!
We wish you were there, too, Beeeel!!!! Thank you so much for making my day!!!!!
This is pure awesomeness, thank you
Or like Charlie Sheen said: DUH! WINNING!!
Long live the books <3
LMAO – OMG loved this! Thanks! I think my favorite is ‘Save the drama for your llama’ so hilarious!
ROTF!!! There’s nothing like a little fun at Beehl’s expense to brighten our day.
OMG!! Thank you so much! i think i almost split my cafè all over my pc!!
ROTF to the one where he could meet his victim/miracle!! Thanks!
ROTFLMAO!! This is priceless and made me laugh so hard, I’ve got a mess to clean up now…but I don’t mind!
You should really be a travel agent. Beel’s travel agent in particular! LOL
Thanks so much for this because you KNOW we won’t be getting this on TB! 
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“You might leave me but we’ll always have Titi Caca” BWAHAHAHA……I was laughing so hard at this!
Laughing so hard my mascara is all down my face. And she goes back to the top to do it all again.
Brilliant!
LMAO!
omg!!! so freakin funny!!!!
Viva la Taco Beel.
Seriously, if he looked like that all the time and ran his own Mexican restaurant, I think he’d only be half as obnoxious as he is currently;)
Hee hee hee! “Save the drama 4 Yo Llama!” Sooooo funny!
Thanks for the laughs! Priceless!
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